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Astro Tea 🫖, Sassy Scopes & Theme of the Week 11/2-11/16/26

Vida Valdes — Sun, 01 Nov 2026 17:27:31 GMT

Mi gente, I'm in Brazil for the next two weeks, so you're getting both weeks in one drop. Here's the short version of what the sky is doing.

Astro Tea 🫖, Sassy Scopes & Theme of the Week

Vida Valdes — Sat, 24 Oct 2026 17:07:58 GMT

ASTRO TEA ☕
Subscribers — Week of October 26 – November 1, 2026

Mi gente welcome to the week after one of the most astrologically compressed stretches of the entire year. The Venus cazimi happened Friday night. Mercury went retrograde Saturday morning. Venus moved back into Libra Sunday. And then just after midnight the Full Moon in Taurus arrived at 12:12 AM EDT Monday morning.

If you feel like you just got off a very fast and very intense ride that is accurate. Because you did.

This week the sky gives you fewer major aspects than almost any other week of the entire autumn. And that is not a coincidence. The universe just moved an enormous amount of energy through the collective field in thirty hours. This week is the settling. The integrating. The letting what just moved through actually land in your body and your understanding before you are asked to act on any of it.

Astro Tea, Sassy Scopes & Theme of the Week 10/19-10/25/26

Vida Valdes — Sat, 17 Oct 2026 05:28:48 GMT

ASTRO TEA ☕
IG & Substack Subscribers — Week of October 19–25, 2026

Mi gente I need you to pay close attention this week because what is happening between Friday October 23rd and Sunday October 25th is one of the most astrologically compressed and significant thirty-hour windows of the entire year. Three major events back to back. And you need to know what is coming before it arrives.

But first — the early week.

Astro Tea Sassy Scopes & Theme of the Week 10/12-10/18/26

Vida Valdes — Mon, 12 Oct 2026 05:47:58 GMT

Mi gente, this week takes us from Scorpio’s emotional depths to grounded, intentional action. Venus retrograde continues asking us to examine our relationships, values, self-worth, and the agreements we’ve made with ourselves and others.

Astro Tea, Sassy Scopes & Theme of the Week 10/5-10/11/26

Vida Valdes — Sun, 04 Oct 2026 04:27:53 GMT

☕ ASTRO TEA

October 5–11, 2026

Okay mi gente… Venus retrograde is officially in the building, and this week is about getting REAL about what you actually want.

Not what you say you want.

Not what keeps everybody else comfortable.

Not what you’ve convinced yourself you should want.

Astro Tea 🫖 Sassy Scopes & Theme of the Week 9/28-10/4/26

Vida Valdes — Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:17:26 GMT

ASTRO TEA 🫖
September 28 – October 4, 2026

Okay mi gente, this week is about truth, values, and what happens when you stop trying to force what isn’t moving.

We’re coming off the Full Moon in Aries, Mars has moved into Leo, Mercury enters Scorpio Wednesday, and Venus stations retrograde in Scorpio Friday.

Astro Tea, Sassy Scopes & Theme of the Week 9/22-9/27/26

Vida Valdes — Tue, 22 Sep 2026 05:10:45 GMT

Mi gente, welcome to Libra Season and one of the most significant weeks of September Shedding Season. 🍂

This week brings the Autumn Equinox, the Sun entering Libra, and a Full Moon in Aries on Saturday.

Libra reminds us that balance isn’t about making everyone else comfortable while you disappear from the equation. You belong on the scale, too.

Astro Tea 🫖 Sassy Scopes & Theme of the Week 9/7-9/13/26

Vida Valdes — Sat, 05 Sep 2026 14:50:16 GMT

ASTRO TEA ☕

September 7–13, 2026

Mi gente, this is a major reset week. We move from the confidence of Leo season into the precision of Virgo, and Thursday brings four major shifts in one day.

🍍 THE WEEK AHEAD August 31 – September 6, 2026

Vida Valdes — Sun, 30 Aug 2026 21:59:45 GMT

ASTRO TEA ☕

We’re officially in the first full week after the eclipse portal closed, but don’t expect everything to magically settle overnight. Eclipse revelations can continue unfolding, especially early this week. Something may have changed your perspective, exposed a truth, or forced you to reconsider a plan.

Astro Tea 🫖 8/23/26

Vida Valdes — Sun, 23 Aug 2026 18:23:05 GMT

THE ASTRO TEA — Sunday 8/23

Welcome to VIRGO SEASON, mi gente! The Sun changed clothes — the vibe shifts from 'performance' to 'refinement.'

Virgo isn't boring. Virgo is the herbalist, the healer, the one who knows the medicine is in the DETAILS. If Leo helped you find your voice, Virgo builds the altar you'll use it at.

Still in the eclipse hallway until 8/28 — so we're not launching, we're AUDITING. Pull the weeds. Sharpen the shears. Check the soil.

Today: pick ONE messy thing and bring order to it. Just one.

And remember — excellence is the goal, not perfection. Be kind to your human self while you do the divine work.

#AstroTea #MamaVida #VirgoSeason #EclipseSeason #SpiritualHygiene #AncestralWisdom #GetGrounded

Astro Tea, Sassy Scopes & Theme of the Week

Vida Valdes — Sun, 23 Aug 2026 05:11:55 GMT

We are at the closing edge of the eclipse portal that began with the Leo Solar Eclipse on August 12. The Pisces Lunar Eclipse on August 28 at 12:18 AM EDT completes this two-week passage of heightened evolutionary pressure. Community Ritual will be held on Thursday 8/27/26.

This eclipse may bring completion, release, and unexpected redirection. Because it is a North Node eclipse, the emphasis is not only on what is ending, but on what we are being pulled toward—even before we understand the destination.

Virgo Season Guide

Vida Valdes — Sun, 23 Aug 2026 04:53:51 GMT

YOUR VIRGO SEASON GUIDE IS HERE

Mi gente, the Sun has moved into Virgo — and the energy just shifted from *performance* to *refinement*. Leo taught you to find your voice. Now Virgo asks: what are you going to build with it?

This is your full guide to the season, and we're going DEEP:

The collective energy — why this is the season of the Soul Audit

The eclipse on 8/28 — what the eclipse hallway means and how to prepare

Virgo SUN — your sacred new year starts with intention, not noise

Virgo MOON — how to silence the inner critic (that's not intuition, that's anxiety in a costume)

Virgo RISING — service without sacrifice, baby. Boundaries are holy.

You don't need to know anything about astrology to receive this — just grab your Big Three and pour yourself something warm.

Remember: the goal this season is excellence, not perfection. Perfectionism is just fear in a nice outfit. Be kind to your human self while you do the divine work.

Because what you want is human. What you need is divine.

Full video is up now — link in bio. And keep your eyes open this week, because I'm dropping bite-size clips for each placement leading up to the eclipse.

#VirgoSeason #AstroTea #MamaVida #SoulAudit #EclipseSeason #VirgoSun #VirgoMoon #VirgoRising #SpiritualHygiene #AncestralWisdom #GetGrounded

Astro Tea 🫖 8/22/26

Vida Valdes — Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:16:07 GMT

THE ASTRO TEA — Saturday 8/22

Last call for Leo season! Today we stand in the doorway — one foot in Leo's fire, one foot in Virgo's earth. If you feel pulled both ways today, that's the cusp talking. You're not crazy, you're in transition.

Honor what's ending: Leo season asked, "Who are you when you stop performing?" Answer it. Write it down. That's testimony.

Prepare for what's beginning: pick ONE practical step toward the vision. Small hinges swing big doors.

#AstroTea #MamaVida #LeoSeason #VirgoSeason #CuspEnergy #AncestralWisdom

Astro Tea 🫖 8/21/26

Vida Valdes — Fri, 21 Aug 2026 15:16:43 GMT

THE ASTRO TEA — Friday 8/21

The Sun is packing its bags — leaving Leo, heading into Virgo this weekend. Leo threw the party (and the eclipse turned it UP). Virgo walks in and says: "Beautiful. Now who's cleaning this up?"

Abuela's rule: you clean your house before you welcome a new guest. Sweep with intent. Change the sheets. Salt bath. And clean your PHONE too — those draining group chats count.

Whatever you're still holding Sunday, you're carrying into the next eclipse. So... what are you NOT taking with you?

#AstroTea #MamaVida #SpiritualCleansing #VirgoSeason #EnergyHygiene #RestIsRitual

A little something from me!

Vida Valdes — Fri, 21 Aug 2026 15:03:58 GMT

If you’ve been following me for a while, you already know I love my skincare, my nails, pretty jewelry, wellness finds, and all the little things that make me feel good in my own skin. 💅🏽✨

I’ve shared my routines, products I love, my nails, and things I’ve discovered along the way—and I realized it was time to give all of that its own little home.

So I …

Astro Tea 🫖 8/20/26

Vida Valdes — Thu, 20 Aug 2026 15:22:28 GMT

THE ASTRO TEA — Thursday 8/20

The Moon just left the Scorpio basement and walked into Sagittarius — MY house, mi gente. The heaviness lifts today. The horizon opens.

But we're still in the eclipse hallway, so hear me: AIM the arrow, don't shoot it yet. Today is for vision, not launch.

Your medicine: speak ONE truth you've been swallowing. A closed mouth doesn't get fed, and a silenced spirit doesn't get free.

And go do something that feels like FREEDOM. Joy is a spiritual practice too.

#AstroTea #MamaVida #SagittariusMoon #SagVibes #EclipseSeason #SpeakYourTruth

Astro Tea 🫖 8/19/26

Vida Valdes — Wed, 19 Aug 2026 14:04:07 GMT

THE ASTRO TEA — Wednesday 8/19

Halfway through the eclipse hallway, and secrets are SURFACING. Eclipses work like a slow reveal — the event happened 8/12, but the information drips out for weeks. Don't be shocked if somebody says the quiet part loud today.

Today's word: BOUNDARIES. A boundary isn't a wall — it's a door with a lock, and YOU hold the key.

"No" is a complete sentence. You don't owe a paragraph.

Tonight's ritual: "What did I carry today that wasn't mine?" Put. It. Down.

#AstroTea #MamaVida #Boundaries #EclipseSeason #SpiritualHygiene #NoIsACompleteSentence

Astro Tea 🫖 8/18/26

Vida Valdes — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:04:10 GMT

THE ASTRO TEA Tuesday 8/18

Scorpio Moon today, and she doesn't do surface. Feelings are DEEP, receipts are surfacing, and people are showing you who they are. Believe them the FIRST time.

That intensity you feel? It's not a problem it's a flashlight. Salt bath tonight. Wash your energy like you wash your body. That's not woo-woo, that's hygiene.

Return other people's drama to sender con amor.

#AstroTea #MamaVida #ScorpioMoon #EclipseSeason #EnergyHygiene

Astro Tea 🫖 8/17/26

Vida Valdes — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 11:31:05 GMT

THE ASTRO TEA — Monday 8/17

You're standing in the hallway between two eclipses, mi gente. The universe unplugged the router on 8/12 — and the second eclipse hits 8/28. Rule of the hallway: don't move furniture in. Don't chase what got escorted out.

Plus Mars square Neptune today = foot on the gas, in the FOG. If it feels off, it IS off. No big decisions in fog. Fog lifts.

What did the eclipse knock offline for you? Tell me below.

#AstroTea #MamaVida #EclipseSeason #Astrology #Espiritismo #NoNonsenseSpirituality

ASTRO TEA ☕ SASSY SCOPES & THEME OF THE WEEK Week of August 17–23, 2026

Vida Valdes — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 20:47:09 GMT

The eclipse just moved through us. The ritual has been held. And now the sky shifts into something that is not quieter but slower — asking you to integrate what was opened rather than immediately acting on all of it at once.