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Speaker 1
It's time to ask the c l O. Our Chief
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Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from ask him.
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Speaker 2
This is from Monique and Richmond.
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Speaker 1
Monique writes, my husband started sleeping in another room without
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any discussion. The first night, he claimed he was having
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trouble falling asleep. The next night he said his stomach
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was upset. It's been a week. So should I be
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concerned about this? Yeah?
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Speaker 3
Ye out, yeah, yea. He might not want to tell
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you what it is. You know, you sleep rough. Oh
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you know you could be you never know, like you
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ever slept in a room with a woman that had
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hot flashes. Yes, I'm there now, I'm there, right now,
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right now. Yeah, you're not gonna be able to stay
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in that room because the air conditioning is on a defect.
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And leave it alone. Just just you can't do nothing. Yeah,
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I've tried. I'll try to sleep it in the hoodies?
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About I slept. I slept. I slept in a full
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yoll full hoodie with wet pants. Yeah, I had put
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on socks.
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Speaker 2
Thats how hold out thermals? Yeah whatever, Yeah, you'll be
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all right.
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Speaker 3
So you know this hell be that lady and maybe
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that's it. So you know.
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Speaker 2
Why did he tell her though, she said, no discusscause
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y'all don't.
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Speaker 3
Handle the truth real good. Y'all always want it. But
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you tell you, then you know.
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Speaker 2
We handled.
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Speaker 3
If you don't know, don't. You can't tell.
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Speaker 2
I'm sleeping in the other room because it's cold in here, he.
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Speaker 3
Is, I'm sleeping here because it's cold, you're snowing and turning.
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I can't say nothing because ain't nothing wrong with y'all.
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Y'all perfect. Anybody say nothing against y'all. Y'all can say something.
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Y'all perfect for me. So he just went on, got
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no the bed sleeping good over there too.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, I think he should have at least.
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Speaker 3
Told that what you thought, but he didn't. Sure, dude,
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it ain't your answer. I'm the clotchi, but they asked
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you what you thought. Dean's in the Strawberry Love Strawberry Love, Dina.
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Speaker 1
In Minneapolis writes, I've been dating the same man for
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over five years, and my sister joked about us getting married.
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Speaker 2
I told her that I was ready in waiting. My
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boyfriend got.
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Speaker 1
Upset and said that that felt like an ambush. Why
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is he so irritated by a joke about marriage?
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Speaker 3
Because he not marrying you.
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Speaker 2
Oh, after five years.
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Speaker 3
You ain't married, You ain't got no ring. He proposed,
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he's not marrying you because there's not a requirement of yours.
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Now he touches because now they want to bring it up.
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He don't know how to tell you he don't want
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to marry you. He just gonna keep you have in
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you without asking you. That's all. It's okay, See how
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the true feel y'all don't want that. That's why he
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just goes can handle it, Yeah, just cause it ain't
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young as the subject. You can't handle you don't. Don't
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nobody want you. Stop that.
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Speaker 2
You know you can't feel the truth.
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Speaker 1
I don't want you, but I don't want you either
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about that.
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Speaker 3
We don't want to know that.
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Speaker 2
I'm all right, right there, Get off of me, all right?
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Speaker 1
Moving on to bau and Lafayette, Bow writes, my wife
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used my birthday as an excuse to get the most
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expensive patio furniture and a fire pit that she wanted.
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I never asked for this, and I'm going to end
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up paying for it all. Can I have it returned?
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Or should I act like it's the best birthday gift ever?
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Speaker 2
Yeah?
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Speaker 3
Well, dog, you're gonna enjoy the patio furniture, and you're
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going to enjoy the fire pick. What you all to do, man,
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is just say hey, thank you baby. You know. But
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you know, now see listen to this. Here go the truth.
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Buy your wife for her birthday an item that the
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whole house can use, and see how they go for
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you or something, wash the machine. Yeah yeah, tell her
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that's her birthday. Give her addiversary gift. See they won't
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stuff personalized. She the went out there and bought this
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stuff she wonted. So all you gotta do, man, you
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just go and let it ride, just say wow, you know,
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and then go buy yourself someone it. That ain't what
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he wanted, okay. All he wanted his man cave remodel,
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TV speaker, sister, you know, stuff like that in the
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basement new Bob bill, that's what he wanted.
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Speaker 1
Okay, Well let me ask you this, celo. What what
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if he had a return.
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Speaker 2
Because he asked the question.
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Speaker 3
Yeah, yeah, see once again you can't tell him the truth.
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Always got a lie in y'all took it back, that
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would be the truth. But now he got the last
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to keep piece in his house, he has to lie
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he has to lie. If you want to keep piece
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in your house, you're gonna have to pick up line.
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If you don't want to do that, you're not going
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to have a happy household together.
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Speaker 2
No, that's love will keep us together.
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Speaker 3
Love and lying. If you love her, you will lie
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to her.
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Speaker 2
Oh wow, wow, that's so sad.
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Speaker 3
I am telling you the truth. I'll tell you what.
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Let him start walking in there and saying, whatever the
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hell he thinking? You're Finn find out real quick, uh huh,
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real quick that you need some more lies. You know
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you're fat behind ain't in here cooking again. And we're
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not saying say what's on your mind and not think
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that what's on.
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Speaker 2
But we're not talking about thinking before you speak. We're playing.
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That's a whole other issue.
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Speaker 3
No, we are thinking, we're no, we're no. You are
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saying things before you speak. Thus comes the lie.
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Speaker 2
Oh goodness, all right, last.
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Speaker 3
Time, Cake, you go ask one sure, go ahead, Shay.
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Speaker 1
And evanston right, So talk with my hands and I'll
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hit whoever is the closest to me. I hit one
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of my coworkers lightly on the arm while we were talking.
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She popped me right back and startled me. Was it
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just a reflex, like she said, or has she been
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wanting to punch me.
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Speaker 3
For a while. You need to put your hand, you
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need to fold your hands while you talk, I said.
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Speaker 1
She said one more time, one more time that the
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first time you've done it.
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Speaker 2
Ron, She says, she'll hit whoever is the closest to her.
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Speaker 1
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